LongClawTiger

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  1. [ QUOTE ]
    Good evening Peasants.

    *kills everyone*

    Good day...

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    *The deadness reverses the previous deadness and the tiger springs back to life*

    Myu?
  2. *Is dramatically tussled by the sack person and made into an adorable fur rug*
  3. *Pounces Fed and tussles with him until there is suitably large dust cloud swirling around them*
  4. [ QUOTE ]
    But you didn't monologue..And sackboy vs big tiger..Sorry, sackboy is the hero..Dems da rulz! sorry LCT...

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    Well,ok....but there better be a suitably evil cat-mistress on hand to tend my wounds after this battle....
  5. *Swats the sack person across the ring into a pile of cushy beanbags, conveniently located next to a miniature foam chariot with sack-horses*
  6. [ QUOTE ]
    Nonono!!! He was monologuing!! Any time a hero does a monologue all other actions stop for the duration of said monologue! *nods sagely*

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    But...but...It's my turn to be the hero. And villain monlogues are always when the hero strikes and turns things around...
  7. [ QUOTE ]
    WELL DONE SPEECH MAXIMUS!!

    [/ QUOTE ] But it gave too much time for the tiger to close the distance. *POUNCE!*
  8. Hiyas Emmi, Fed, Neko,etc...

    *puts Emmi on a soft beanbag to the side*

    'scuse me, but there is now a constestant in the ring.

    *Opens the gate and charges the Sackperson*

    Tiger tussle!
  9. LongClawTiger

    Cake?

    Happy Birthday! *Herds a line of Conga-Rats through the room*
  10. *wanders in with 2 catgirls wearing...O.o*

    What? Not that kind of fantasy Friday? Dang....

    *Pats the girls on the bottom as he sends them back to the den. Constructs a coliseum out of foam and beanbags. He then sits behind a gate waiting for the first gladiators and/or sacrifices to be tossed in*
  11. [ QUOTE ]
    *looks around Tiger Den*

    Where's Neko and Becky?

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    On a covert mission. They could be anywhere....
  12. *Steals Emmi-Kitteh and hides her in the tiger den*
  13. [ QUOTE ]
    A ruby tank? Now for some reason I see him carrying Dorothy home while she asks what happened to her slippers.

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    Wizard of Oz themed super-group?
  14. *The tiger-dragon flies in and lays claim to a nice grassy spot on the quidditch pitch*

    Morning all! Went to see the movie last night. That was...rather pathetic. The people who went with us and had never readthe book thought it was ok. For those that had read the book, it was more "What the frak was that suppossed to be?"
  15. Wait! This setting just doesn't feel right...

    *Poofs the rookery into a 50's beach movie and starts a bonfire*

    Much better. Ok, let the rock n' rollin continue!
  16. *Drops down from the rafters onto the dance floor and does the twist with Fey and Emmi*
  17. Just as long as you are back in the tiger cave by midnight, young lady....

    Edit: wait a sec, it's a midnight screening...ok then, 4 am.
  18. [ QUOTE ]
    Don't feel bad PogoPogo. I bombed everyone with water balloons and noone noticed that either.

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    But...but...they are stealth bombs. People are not suppossed to know they got bombed. Just look at themselves and think "how the frak did I get so wet?"
  19. I thought it was 19-20 after lask week's run.
  20. *Recaptures Fey. Dresses her in a kitty suit to match Emmi. Drags Emmi, Fey, and Neko off to the Tiger Den*

    Ok, you two guard her and see if she can escape from here! Muahahaha! Oh, and there's cold chococoffeeliciousness in the fridge if you get thirsty.
  21. Not sure there was an earwax in the ones they put out. Help yourself to the sardine and vomit flavored ones though.

    EDIT: I stand corrected, they did indead add earwax in later batches. Hmm...added bacon too.
  22. [ QUOTE ]
    Okay everyone settle down, settle down, it's time for..... a very special....

    HARRY POTTERTHON!!!!


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    I wonder if they still make the Bertie Botts Jelly Beans. We had some fun times at work with those. *drools* the popcorn flavored beans were divine.
  23. Kittehs are ninjas by default. *poofs himself into the hot tub as proof*
  24. [ QUOTE ]
    No help for me? Anyone?

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    *Provides Fed with a sack-person sized stealth bomber* Be careful with it, there are only 3 in the whole world. Now go rescue the sack-catgirl!