LongClawTiger
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Probably got the semi-dead shot then. It gives you a minor league version of the flu that is easy for your body to kill which then gives you protection against the full blown version of the flu. Still sucks to have the symptoms for a day or two though.
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Quote:Did you get the dead virus shot? or the semi-dead virus shot? The semi-dead virus version of the shot is known to make people feel lousy for a day or two.Originally Posted by Fedor
I feel awful. This damn flu shot better prevent the real flu after putting me through this.
Or maybe he got an undead virus version.... *Readies anti-zombie systems* -
*Runs out and drops a cake slice on top of the Reeses box and then retreats to his fort*
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Quote:No, just regular cake. Of course, I may have to go find one of those tiger cakes later...Originally Posted by Vivace
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Quote:In the Rookery? It appears to be sock warfare today.Originally Posted by Vivace
*squeaks but lets herself be dragged*
What have y'all been up to in here?!
In my fort? We are having cake! *Pushes a slice of B-day cake to Viv and one to Fey* -
*Sees Fey drag Viv into the corner of his shadowy fort and starts checking the walls for openings he may have missed*
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*Wanders in* Morning all!
*dodges a stray sock* Oooh! Warfare! *Builds a stelathy fort out of beanbags and palm trees* -
*Growl*
Being a manager really sucks when you get penalized for something one of your subordinates does on their own initiative and doesn't tell you about.
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*Waits for the music to die down and pulses to go back to normal before unexpectedly jumping from the shadows and landing a direct hit lick on the neko kitteh*
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*Bounces into the moonlit room and stealthily licks everyone present. He then proceeds to a giant bowl of chococoffeeliciousness to rewet his tongue before waiting to pounce on the next poster*
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*Fleeing the zombies, the tiger runs dramtically through a moonlit park in slow motion...without any clothes on!!!!!!.....of course, tigers generally don't wear clothes so this film's rating should still be safe*
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Quote:*Gives Neko a twirly skirt, red wig, and green contacts*Originally Posted by NekoAli
*is caught in mid-deep-inhale, pipes poised by her lips. Both she and the bagpipes exhale in a slow, atonal wheeze*
Awww... No bagpipes? Shucks...
*kicks the ground dejectedly*
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Quote:I second your Rawr.Originally Posted by bpphantom
Unless the piper is one of those crazy hawt green-eyed red-headed Irish lasses that just about make your knees turn to rubber. Rawr.
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Quote:It goes much further back than that. Brewer is one of the oldest professions in human history. And all brewers back then were all women. So maybe drinking beer all started with a girl flipping her skirt and giving some guys the sad-puppy eyes and they all downed a keg or two of her product in order to get on her good side.Originally Posted by Fedor
My theory Neko, is that there was nothing good to drink in the middle ages.
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Quote:Dark Helmet: "There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry! Lone Star!"Originally Posted by Fedor
*Tussles amongst the puddles of jam and matted Tiger for against his nemesis the Kitteh!*
Hello Rad, hey Cappeh!
*Takes a moment to splatter Captain Amazing with some rasberry jam.* -
Hey! Watch the fur up there! You will get it all matted.
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*wanders in*
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Quote:*Lick-licks Ms. Emmi*Originally Posted by Emmi Blaze
*pat-pats the Tiger* hiya Tiger
Ugh....need clock to go faster! I don't want to sit through influenza pandemic plans anymore today! -
*The blow-up tiger floats by on the lake once known as main street, waiting to rescue those that need it*
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Rawr-Arrrrgh!
*Gives everyone salty licks before beginning his search for catgirl booty* -
Rawr!
*noms bacon*
*Heads off to explain TPS reports to the Bobs in hopes of keeping his job* -
Rawr!
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*Dunks Posi in the Hot Tub of Mystical Healing Waters*
There! That should do it! Speedy recovery guaranteed!
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*Wanders in and get bacon*
Morning all. May not be around much this week. Have the expensive consultants here to analyze my department and make recommendations.
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Thanks, Fed. Looks like I should be ok. Now to get it downloaded....