LiquidX

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so far, most of what i see in the city scoop involves puppies, kittens, rainbows and [censored].

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German law requires a ratio of 90% Kittens, Puppies and Rainbows to every 1% of content.

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Don't kill canon.

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Everything in the CoX Universe is already written. By changing things to suit yourself, you only set yourself up for harsh criticism by the knowing community.

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I dunno. Marvels made a buisness on killing continuity.

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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>

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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.

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Personally, I think it has something to do with coffee and bored Ventrilo conversations.

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Funny enough, I don't drink Coffee. I am, however, prone to fits of Wild Cherry Pepsi binges.

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This is the first thread I've EVER read from page 1-20. Holy moly I don't know how you forumites do it AND keep a sense of humour.

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I did a lot of Superdyne, married Cher... I don't recomend either of them.

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I think I love you LiquidX....

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It's okay, Turbo. I love me too.

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This is the best thread ever.

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This is not The greatest thread in the World, no.

This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the World, no. No! This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest thread in the World, All right! It was the greatest thread in the World, all right! And it was the best mother [censored] thread, the greatest thread in the world!

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Then who's the Doctor?

coochee, coochee coooo

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castle would be the doctor --- of course!

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If Castle is the Doctor, I call dibs on being Rose!

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JAY IS LAZY!

So I go off to the little gurls room, and when I returned back to my office someone had hijacked my chair.

I know I'm not crazy, or at least not entirely so, but this was really weird.

I go into the break room/game room, and there is Jay playing a video game, SITTING ON MY CHAIR!

"Oh" he says, "I thought you went home."

So what if I did?

JAY IS LAZY! SEXY but lazy.

Ex

(sitting on Lighthouse's chair, posting from headquarters.)

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Honestly...
...I love our devs.

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Technically, Ex Libris is not a Dev, but is instead a Community Co-ordinator.

Which means she is essentially the corporate version of a Kindergarden teacher.

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Oh I know, I'm just too lazy to clarify, and use the blanket term "dev" for everyone at NCNC now ;P

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Actually the best analogy I have thought of is that Lighthouse is "Julie the Cruise Director," and I'm Gopher!

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So does that make Sexy Jay Isaac the Bartender?!?!?!

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No, that makes SexyJay Samuel L. Jackson. Because he's tired of the lack of Mother[censored] chairs on that Mother[censored] ship.

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JAY IS LAZY!

So I go off to the little gurls room, and when I returned back to my office someone had hijacked my chair.

I know I'm not crazy, or at least not entirely so, but this was really weird.

I go into the break room/game room, and there is Jay playing a video game, SITTING ON MY CHAIR!

"Oh" he says, "I thought you went home."

So what if I did?

JAY IS LAZY! SEXY but lazy.

Ex

(sitting on Lighthouse's chair, posting from headquarters.)

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Honestly...
...I love our devs.

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Technically, Ex Libris is not a Dev, but is instead a Community Co-ordinator.

Which means she is essentially the corporate version of a Kindergarden teacher.

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I have one thing too say. This hasn't been memorable so far.
Sure the clue info was funny, but thier arent any new badges or temp powers. Thats my 2 cents.

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You do realize that if they HAD given a new badge to a limited time event, that would have only served to just ticked off a portion of the badge [censored] again.

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http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...3-22-58-21.jpg

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I think this joke only appeals to a very certain type of person, but I laughed out loud.

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I got a chuckle out of it.

Also, am I the only one who thinks Katfood should show up at the wedding going:

"IM IN UR BIRTDAY, EATIN UR LIE-CAKE."

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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.


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Can I have a pony too?

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No. Although you may have one Snow_Globe, slightly used.

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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

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Par for the course.

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Really. I mean, the day I have something people could consider a "rational" thought is the day that Pigs finally reach level 14 and take the "Flight" power.

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Unless those pigs started during the winter event and have a jetpack at level 1.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn.

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At which point, when the Moon Zone finally arrives, we shall see...

PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

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Par for the course.

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Really. I mean, the day I have something people could consider a "rational" thought is the day that Pigs finally reach level 14 and take the "Flight" power.

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7) an apology for not being as awesome and cool as I am. I know it's technically not your fault, so I'll also require an apology from your parents too.

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I am so very sorry for not attaining the awesomeness that you have attained. I also apologize for my lack of coolness, as I know it doesn't approach yours.

My parents are not very computer savvy, so they are snail mailing their apologies to you. Expect it in 3 to 5 days.

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Dear Positron,

Please note that I have ammended said demands for an apology to also include sufficient funds to purchase a new keyboard, as mine is now covered with coke. (The drinking kind.)

I shall expect this posthaste, along with some of your mothers delicious gingersnap cookies and freshly baked dutch apple pie.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

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My dear, esteemed Mr. Liquid Horatio X,

Due to the unfortunate "soda on my keyboard" incident which immediately followed the reading of your above-quoted post, I will require you to forfeit any Positron-funded keyboard to myself. Surely such an awesome and cool individual such as yourself can see that this is only fair and equitable given the precedent that you have already established.

I await your contact to facilitate the transfer of ownership of said keyboard with baited breath.


Sincerely,


Father Hallowed Sr.

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Dear Reverend Father Hallowed Sr., esquire,

I am writing to notify you of a further unfortunate incident. Upon reading your post, your use of the phrase "baited breath" instead of the correct "bated breath" caused an acute attack of improper grammar rage, causing me to bang my fist on my desk, breaking my keyboard.

Given your impassioned and well reasoned plea to LiquidX, I am sure you understand that the only right thing for you to do is to pass along to me any keyboard passed to you by LiquidX passed to him by Positron. I will absorb the cost of having the embedded shards of plastic removed from my hand as a sign of good faith.

Anxiously awaiting your reply,

Dr. Francis Oglethorpe Gotterdamurung, DDS

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Attention Dr. Francis Oglethorpe Gotterdamurung, DDS:

Concurrent to your rather unfortunate incident which was predicated upon the esteemed Mr. Liquid Horatio X's misfortune, I myself was possessed by a fit of unseemly laughter that I simultaneously cracked my tooth, sprained my neck, and misaligned my lumbar vertebrae.

Therefore I am hereby giving notice that I am appending the damages incurred to my keyboard to the damages that you seek ultimately from Positron, the original progenitor of this entire unfortunate chain of events.

As a fellow man of education (I myself being a scholar of modern English and ancient Latin) I know that you will instantly see the merit of this action and support it as the sole course to return to the salubrious harmony that all of we victims enjoyed just yesterday.

Sincerely,
Doctor Rolin Silas ChromeEvil Phlogiston (esq.)

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Dear Gentlemen, Madames, and assorted beings of Indeterminate gender,

While I (being of the sheer awesomeness and registering over 50 Mega-Fonzi's on the Coolometer) certainly understaned your impassioned pleas, I regret to inform you that as I pay 15 bucks a month for my subscription to this game, am automatically better then you, and thus much more deserving of said money for said keyboard to be paid by said Positron on said date.

However, I hope you will be happy to hear that this series of unfortunate events will now be chronicled by one "Lemony Snicket", who has promised to pay all royalties to you in person.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

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Devs: Since quite a few of us will not be able to attend the wedding for whatever reasons, usually because we can;t all fit in the zone

How about someone recording this and then posting up in the news section for all to enjoy?

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We will have media available of the special live wedding event between Manticore and Sister Psyche (as run by Sean and Jen Dornan-Fish the real life couple behind the pair) so that everyone can relive what is sure to be a magical moment in City of Heroes / Villains lore.

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And failing that, I'll have a video camera hidden in my top hat.

...Just like I did when I went to watch "The Broken Column" starring Fractured Dawn, right before I bootlegged it and put it up on YouTube.

I'm looking for someone that would be willing to do a little photoshop work on a picture, for use as a forum avatar.

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10: Fox tails god dammit.

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Indeed!

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Because I am so wise and benevolent, I will do you one better and give you all THIS!

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OK... This I can get behind.

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And maybe the pony...

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I wouldn't suggest getting behind the pony, as those hooves hurt.

...And that's just if your lucky, you don't want to know what could happen if it's had a big dinner of grass and prunes.

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Charging real world money for costumes and emotes? Wow. You guys have really sunk to a new low. I mean for the love of Christ offer SOMETHING tangible. More CHARACTER SLOTS. Offer a new AT, powersets. ANYTHING. But your CHARGING for costumes and emotes? Are you trying to piss off your customers?

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Actually, they tried to charge for new Powersets and the like before.

It was called an "expansion", and people got upset that they would have to pay for such a thing to get new Powersets and the like when they already get free updates. So Cryptic/NCSoft trashed the idea.

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And here I was going to lock the thread and send LiquidX a stern warning!

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Yeah... LiquidX can always use one.

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It's true. I collect them, as well as Restraining Orders.

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7) an apology for not being as awesome and cool as I am. I know it's technically not your fault, so I'll also require an apology from your parents too.

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I am so very sorry for not attaining the awesomeness that you have attained. I also apologize for my lack of coolness, as I know it doesn't approach yours.

My parents are not very computer savvy, so they are snail mailing their apologies to you. Expect it in 3 to 5 days.

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Dear Positron,

Please note that I have ammended said demands for an apology to also include sufficient funds to purchase a new keyboard, as mine is now covered with coke. (The drinking kind.)

I shall expect this posthaste, along with some of your mothers delicious gingersnap cookies and freshly baked dutch apple pie.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

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to be technical, the marriage was announced when the final comic was released

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True.

Of course, it was also announced that Kings Row would get the Cyrus Thompson memorial center. But so far, all we got was a statue and that wasn't untill roughly two years later.