Healix

I took some Immodium and laid down for a nap. When I woke up I was surrounded by cartoon characters from my childhood. They wanted me to go somewhere with them, so I followed them down the road. And then...

Great Balls Of Fire in my pants - Jerry Lee Lewis

Wear Spock ears made from banana peels when you are in public. Laugh really loudly each time someone says "I". Wear all your clothes inside out.

The first time ever I saw your face in my pants- Roberta Flack

No,not much in my pants- The Four Lads

I was cured because he had given himself a vaccination just before I arrived. He dressed my wounds and sent me to a plastic surgeon to fix my bite mark. And then...

Wear clothing made from lunchmeat. Cut your hair in a reverse mohawk (ear to ear instead of front to back). End every sentence with a scream.

I noticed my skin began to change color, and flies were buzzing all around me. I burst into Dr. Stein's office screaming, "Doc, ya gotta HELP me!" And then...

I spun out of control so fast I wound up over the rainbow in Oz. I looked at my Light Fairy Pet and said, "Tutu, I don't think we're in Paragon anymore." I heard giggles from behing the foliage. And then...

For Psi..thanks! She is Karmic Ashe, my tank.
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I needed to regain my powers. I went to Ouroborus to see if I could retrain, beginning at level one. And then...

The battery ran down in my laptop, so I decided to try and get out of the dark forest. After trudging through the dense undergrowth I came to a clearing. I was amazed at what I saw! And then...

I got tired of wetting myself and ripped out my kidneys. After a few days of healing I went into the dreaded forest. It felt as though I was being watched.I heard a low, deep growl. And then...

I told him I had to go meet someone and ran for my life. I didn't stop until I came to the edge of a dark and spooky forest. I ventured inside. And then...

It seems that all the female Crey agents are trained to die this way..lolol
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LOL..I had fun in this mission. Whenever I attacked one of the 'baddie', they ran away! I had a time chasing them all over to arrest them. If I didn't attack they followed me.

We had to wait for Hillary Clinton (dressed in a black leather thong and purple mask) to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle. And then...

The pizza had strange mushrooms that made me hallucinate. And then...

I realized how dull and boring I was, so I lay there and thought up a way to become more exciting. And then...

I figured my life was pretty well over with. Depressed, I went to throw myself off of a bridge and end it all. As I climbed on the railing, I suddenly remembered something! And then...

I slapped him back for slapping me. My spoincloth fell off and I blushed. He screamed and ran away. And then...

Maianus exploded also and I was thrown into the air and landed atop the Hollywood sign. And then...

I went to the local 'Faces-R-Us' to chose a new look. I searched for 2 hours till I found the perfect one! Using a bottle of 'Freem's Foaming Filler Face Fixative' I attached it and waited for 15 minutes per instructions for it to set. And then...

I ducked into a store and bought a bag of Purina Weasel Chow. I ran back outside and scattered it all over the ground and the weasels left my face and eagerly devoured it. That gave me time to escape without them noticing. And then...

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