Oh, i think i just figured out the conspiracy here....
Cuppajo and Ex Libris were sent by Positron's evil twin to unleash a bug upon the gaming public. What better way to spend your recovery time than playing CoH/V for 10 hours all day!
Fear not gentle gamers! This tank will not allow this injustice to occur at next years gencon!
I'm just kinda pissed that i send Lady Astoria off to Gencon with the expectation that she'll relax and have a good time, and you all send her back to me sick! Why I oughta....