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The following took place on Virtue's help channel just recently. This is UNEDITED and may contain text that I should censor, as I run without profanity filter... please forgive ANY AND ALL rule violations that come from this. Also, the beginnings of the conversation hold ties to a talk about Requiem and his alternates, before going into... well, mostly spam.

Enjoy





[Help] Agent Glycon: Other rejected Marcus Coles: Statesbro, from Fraternal Earth, Steaksman, from Bovine Earth, Weightsman, from Gymnasium Earth.
[Help] Subject D-b: Bluh, Bovine earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: I thought ITF Requiem was /the/ Requiem.
[Help] Ironfisted: Are there more Requiems?
[Help] Subject D-b: I beleive theres only the one.
[Help] Mirror Lied: I can't find anything that alludes to there being more than one canon Requiem so far
[Help] Marigold Star: There's a Requiem on Wolf World.
[Help] Smokey MacCool: Baitsman, from pervert earth
[Help] All-American Kid: bovine earth....that must be where battle bovine came from
[Help] Mirror Lied: Battle Bovine :3
[Help] Marigold Star: He gave in entirely to his nictus powers and converted his entire dimension to warwolves.
[Help] Ironfisted: Oh wow
[Help] Mirror Lied: .... well, that's not the ITF Reqiuem >.>
[Help] Agent Glycon: Doesn't one of the Oro Letters talk about Praetorian Requiem, just by saying he "doesn't go by that name"? Or is that someone else?
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Did someone say Battle Bovine?
[Help] Marigold Star: Mostly covered in Unai Kamen's arc.
[Help] Smokey MacCool: you seal him off there in an arc
[Help] Ryan Canfield: I'm a huge fan.
[Help] Zherneboh: Im wondering if those with base characters have a lookin
[Help] All-American Kid: yes....that battle bovine
[Help] Subject D-b: Remember, but wary of the battle cattle, but don't fear the battle cattle.
[Help] Subject D-b: be*
[Help] Agent Glycon: Ooh! Cratesman, from FedEx Earth!
[Help] Mirror Lied: Craftsman, from Minecraft Earth?
[Help] Subject D-b: Fatesman, from Zodiac Earth
[Help] Mori Eriko: Datesman from earth-harmony.com
[Help] Marigold Star: I came to dig dig dig dig
[Help] Ceremonial: Ratesman from Prostitute Earth
[Help] Smokey MacCool: Atesman, from Gluttony Earth.
[Help] Agent Glycon: Matesman, from Friendly Australian Earth.
[Help] Marigold Star: Build a city it's so big big big big
[Help] Mirror Lied: Mark from Earth
[Help] Astraea V: DIGGY DIGGY HOOOOLE
[Help] Smokey MacCool: Gatesman, from Fence world
[Help] All-American Kid: latesman from Noclock earth
[Help] Mori Eriko: diggy diggy statesman
[Help] Proton Hayes: is there any other portal corp buildings anywhere else besides PI?
[Help] Mirror Lied: Don't think so.
[Help] Ceremonial: Praetoria
[Help] Shadowcreep: K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing Earth
[Help] Agent Glycon: Wait, what?
[Help] Mirror Lied: Oh, praetoria, guess that'd work.
[Help] Hades Harrower: Fatesman, from the precognitive Earth
[Help] Proton Hayes: thanks Mirror.
[Help] Mori Eriko: bateman from arrested development
[Help] Agent Glycon: BZZT! Already done!
[Help] Agent Glycon: Sorry Hades, you lose a point!
[Help] Hades Harrower: I have a lot of scroll
[Help] Marigold Star: Dangit! I knew there was a reason K.K. would only give me one radio station a week!
[Help] Cool Revival: Selling Gladiator's Armor Proc 3% Defense (All) - Lvl 10 or Lvl 50 your choice for 2.25 Billion Inf - send tell if interested, ty
[Help] Ceremonial: Yeah its odd but Praetoria's Portal Corp is based in the sewers
[Help] Mirror Lied: Waitsman, from that fine dining place down the street.
[Help] Shadowcreep: Stateswoman, from Mirror Earth?
[Help] Decaffeinator: Baitsman, from the Bass Masters DImension?
[Help] Mirror Lied: Hatesman from Emo Earth?
[Help] Cyperion Stonestrike: in order to obtain a travel power at lvl 14 do i need to pick up the pre-req at lvl 6 or can i wait for another lvl?
[Help] Decaffeinator: Datesman, frm Singles EArth?
[Help] Mori Eriko: lateman from the world with no watches
[Help] Agent Glycon: BZZT!
[Help] HeatSiege: You can wait.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Fiesta!
[Help] Agent Glycon: Two in a row repeated! Decaf and Mori, you are OUTTA HERE!
[Help] Marigold Star: You can pick up that t1 or t2 at any level between 6 and 12
[Help] Lord Hatche: Cyperion, as long as you have one of the prereqs before 14. You can pick it up at 6, 8, 10, or 12.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Cratesman, from Moving EArth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Gyratesman from.... Gyro Earth?
[Help] Agent Glycon: BZZT!
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: you can get the travel powers earlier than 14 now
[Help] Cyperion Stonestrike: cool
[Help] Agent Glycon: Decaf does yet another repeat!
[Help] Professor Infernus: Impersonatesman, from the dimension of cosplay. His real name is Mickey Cole, though
[Help] Cyperion Stonestrike: ol yeah? when can i get it?
[Help] Mirror Lied: Immolatesman from that one earth that is on fire.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Skatesman, from ROller EArth
[Help] Shadowcreep: Oh god lol
[Help] Mindwing: ohmygod...i'm dying here...lol
[Help] Subject D-b: Iratesman, from angry earth.
[Help] Ceremonial: Latesman from the Delayed Dimension?
[Help] Corporal Punisher: Batesman, from horror earth
[Help] Lord Hatche: Gatesman, from Doorway Earth
[Help] Ironfisted: R0x0rzm4n, from the Freakish Earth.
[Help] Marigold Star: that's the dimension Olivia Newton John comes from. I want to go there.
[Help] Mirror Lied: Bill from Accounting.
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Platesman from Food Network Earth?
[Help] Decaffeinator: Slatesman, frmo Blackboard EArth
[Help] Marigold Star: Bill, that punk! I knew it!
[Help] Agent Glycon: By the way, That One Earth That Is On Fire is its official name, as designated by Portal Corp. They don't go there.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Gordon Ramsey.
[Help] Hades Harrower: Iratesman, from Frustrating Earth
[Help] Shadowcreep: Statesman the Beard, from Pirate Earth.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Matesman, from Copulating Earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: MatesMan,
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: FFFF!
[Help] Mindwing: lmao
[Help] Ironfisted: Lol
[Help] Superborg: iratesman ROFL
[Help] Agent Glycon: No, not Statesman the Beard, STATESBEARD!
[Help] All-American Kid: hatesman from anger earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Statesman with Beard sounds better.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: no
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: He's from Hater Earth
[Help] Ceremonial: Platesman from the Steel Dimension
[Help] Ceremonial: Platesman from the Steel Dimension
[Help] Decaffeinator: RAtesman, frmo MOtel EArth
[Help] Hades Harrower: Slatesman from Bedrock Earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Aggrivatesman from Annoying Earth.
[Help] Pharmageddon: Ready!
[Help] Professor Infernus: Cratesman, from the Storage Dimension
[Help] Lord Hatche: Statesdude, from Lebowski Earth!
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: faithsman from bible earth
[Help] Jaiden Je'Liere: Datesman from E-Harmony.com
[Help] Agent Glycon: Dammit people, stop doing Cratesman, I already did that!
[Help] Decaffeinator: repeats! I did Crates and Slates!!!
[Help] Ironfisted: Lol
[Help] All-American Kid: inflatesman from blow up earth
[Help] Katsumi Li: Brownsman from the ups earth "oh what will brown do for you"
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Gratesman from Cheese Earth?
[Help] Ceremonial: Wouldn't Bible Earth be called Jesusland?
[Help] Shadowcreep: Flower Child, from Hippy Earth.
[Help] Hades Harrower: Flagellatesman, from the amoeba Earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Intimidatesman from Bully World.
[Help] Agent Glycon: No Decaf, Crates and Slates were both done before you.
[Help] Littlewing: Depilitatesman from bald earth?
[Help] Zero 420: Craftman Sears earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Aggrigatesman?
[Help] Thermal-Matrix: Latesman from the clockless earth
[Help] Subject D-b: Rebatesman, from savings earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: DEfecatesman, from **** EArth
[Help] Mori Eriko: Ratesman from Insurance Earth
[Help] Shadowcreep: Decapitatesman, from the Spanish Inquisitorial Earth.
[Help] El Nebuloso: Depilitatesman from Manscape Earth?
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Bladesman from Sword Earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: Shadesman, from Cool Earth
[Help] Astraea V: Bill Gatesman from money earth
[Help] Ironfisted: Palesman from the Dark Earth
[Help] Mori Eriko: Haterman from Putting everyone playing this game on ignore list earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: I AM....FATESMAN! FROM THE LATE NIGHT LOCAL BROADCASTING STATION DIMENSION!
[Help] Superborg: Defibrilatesman, from Cardiac Arrest Earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Decapitatesman from That Earth With The Low Hanging Blades In The Sky.
[Help] Belmathuin: Constipatesman from the low fibre earth
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Batesman from... uh... I'll get back to you guys on that one...
[Help] Decaffeinator: psycho earth?
[Help] Cat Lightning: The Lonely Earth?
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: shakesman for turrets earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Inflatesman from Balloon Earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Bob.....From...Bob...world......Place.
[Help] Shadowcreep: Man of the States the Third from England.
[Help] Mirror Lied: Crepesman from France.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Beratesman, from Abusive EArth
[Help] Rock Wrecker: matesman
[Help] Thermal-Matrix: Fornicatesman from horny earth
[Help] Mega Fused: Rapesman, the guy in your neighborhood.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Abatesman, frm Helping EArth
[Help] Mirror Lied: BillGatesman, from Micro$oft.
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: stanksman from garbage earth
[Help] HeatSiege: Snapesman from Hogwarts.
[Help] Decaffeinator: drapesman from curtain earth
[Help] Agent Glycon: Statescan, from Sealed-For-Freshness Earth.
[Help] Mirror Lied: Caffinatesman from Starbucks.
[Help] Superborg: some of these are so good. im crying with laughter
[Help] Mega Fused: I know I contributed but...is this necessary? LOL
[Help] Cat Lightning: You guys know there's some poor intern scribbling all these ideas down, so he can present them at the next dev meeting, right?
[Help] El Nebuloso: eStatesman from I came to the internet late Earth
[Help] Agent Glycon: I wish!
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Pfft.
[Help] Mirror Lied: iStatesman, from Apple.
[Help] Hades Harrower: *dies*
[Help] Shadowcreep: Dude, I would totally write all of these names down for the next meeting
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: shanksman from cutlery earth
[Help] Thermal-Matrix: No, Shanksman is from Prison Earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Cole Marcus...From Hipster EArth? Ever heard of that one?
[Help] Mori Eriko: now that "statesman" works for another company, he will prolly be the one who dies
[Help] Shadowcreep: Flanksman from Bovine Earth
[Help] Superborg: Enemy at the Gatesman, from Jude Law Earth
[Help] Subject D-b: Or possibly, he's just Estatesman, from lawyer earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: Kuwaitsman from... you guess.
[Help] Cat Lightning: Yeah, although I'd leave off Masturbatesman.
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Batesman from Lonely Earth has that comedic ring to it.
[Help] Agent Glycon: Statesflan from Dessert Earth.
[Help] Mirror Lied: Statesband from Pop Music Earth
[Help] Shadowcreep: I still like the Idea of Stateswoman from Reverse Earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: StatesWoman from Drag Queen Earth?
[Help] Ironfisted: No, please
[Help] Hades Harrower: Stateshand from body parts earth
[Help] HeatSiege: Hatesman from Rage!Earth.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: GAHFFFF!
[Help] Agent Glycon: Statesqueen from Fabulous Earth.
[Help] Mirror Lied: Statesmandibles, from Insect Earth
[Help] Shadowcreep: Tengen Toppa Gurren Man
[Help] Tainted Tiger: Berateman, he has his wife for a sidekick
[Help] HeatSiege: FUUUUUUU!
[Help] Kinetic Arsenal: brailsman from hidden earth
[Help] Superborg: Little Man Tatesman, from Prodigy Earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: CHelatesman, from MeicalProcedure EArth
[Help] Snap-Jaw: Namsetats from the backwards Earth?
[Help] Mirror Lied: Combo Break, from me.
[Help] Shadowcreep: Alcoholicsman
[Help] Astraea V: master batesman from perv earth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: StatesMerhn...From Derp planet!
[Help] Astraea V: oh god
[Help] Mirror Lied: Baitsman from Fisherman Earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: Estatesman, from Inheritance EArth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: BateMan, From Doubles Get planet.
[Help] Agent Glycon: Grrrrrreatsman, from Frosted Earth.
[Help] Decaffeinator: Deliberatesman, from Judicial Earth
[Help] HeatSiege: Opiatesman from Turkey.
[Help] Immoral Authority: Insurance Ratesman, from Geico Earth
[Help] Thermal-Matrix: Correlatesman from Secretary Earth
[Help] Hades Harrower: Complicatesman, from Entropic Earth
[Help] Tainted Tiger: Crateman, he's a manger of the local Crate&Barrel
[Help] Widow Kassandra: Designatesman, from That Earth Over There.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Gauzeitron....From Fake mummy planet.
[Help] Mirror Lied: It's Complicatedman from Dumped Your *** Earth
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Glazeman from Donut Earth
[Help] Lord Hatche: Staatenmensch, from German Earth
[Help] HeatSiege: MY LIFE!!
[Help] Shadowcreep: German earth is Reichsman
[Help] Hades Harrower: That's Nazi Earth
[Help] Mirror Lied: System of Weights man from Metric Earth
[Help] Shadowcreep: Same thing
[Help] Agent Glycon: German Earth =/= Nazi Earth
[Help] Hades Harrower: ...that's censored too?
[Help] HeatSiege: NOPE.
[Help] Agent Glycon: Just turn off the censoring.
[Help] Shadowcreep: Yeap, same thing, deal with it.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: YES!man From Bison Planet.
[Help] HeatSiege: BISON!
[Help] Mirror Lied: Updatesman from Programming Earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: Gapesman, frmo Surprised Earth
[Help] Lord Hatche: Actually, "reich" actually means "rich". :P
[Help] Tainted Tiger: Plateman, he'll be your waiter for tonight
[Help] Shadowcreep: MapServerman from Lag Earth.
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: OKAY! Old mem is old nao
[Help] Mirror Lied: Okay, done
[Help] Mirror Lied: :3
[Help] All-American Kid: grapesman from vinyaed earth
[Help] Decaffeinator: Patesman, frmo bald EArth
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: How about the Pittsburgh Pirates?
[Help] Mirror Lied: I made.... 30? new statesman names
[Help] Ryan Canfield: Waitsman from severely late earth.
[Help] Mega Fused: Flooded help channel is flooded.
[Help] Agent Glycon: Wow, old meme is old within 15 minutes? It's a record!
[Help] Mirror Lied: ^
[Help] Lord Hatche: Not for Help Channel, Glycon. :>
[Help] Cat Lightning: Spamsman, from Help Channel Dimension!
[Help] Hades Harrower: New meme time: Lord Re______
[Help] Selrith Ironwolf: Are the pittsburgh Pirates all Blasters?
[Help] Lord Hatche: Lord Reduce, from the Recycling Dimension?
[Help] Agent Glycon: Lord Reuse from Recyclable Earth!
[Help] Ironfisted: Lol
[Help] All-American Kid: no...they are all tnakers.....cuz they a\ways tank


Convo then went onto alternate Recluses >_> I didn't copy that bit.

Also, there may be bits in there I failed to copy at all, as it WAS a lot to copy over, and I did it all at the end, if I missed any and you have what I forgot, let me know