Let us travel back in time for a moment. Go further. Further! Ok, that's far enough. We are here to witness a man and woman. They are in love. See the candlelight...the roses...the wine glasses. There is romance in the air. Yes, ladies and gentleman, they are about to get it on. Actually, this could have happened in the back of a car for all I know, BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT. The point is, that here, on this night, something special happened. On this night, this man, with that funny gleam in his eye, decided not to use protection. Or maybe he did, and it didn't work. I don't know, ok? Just stick with me here.
Let us jump forward now...about nine months. Give or take. Here we witness this woman giving birth to a...ok that's kinda gross. Let's skip this part shall we? *fast forwards*
Ah...here. A beautiful baby girl has been born. Lookit how cute she is! Awww. Just brings a smile to your face doesn't it? Ok eww, she puked. I'm not cleaning that. Let's move on!
Come back with me to the present. That tiny baby you saw has blossomed into a young woman. Night after night she sits in front of her computer screen playing video games. Here we see her repeatedly pressing a button on her keyboard. What could she be doing? Oh...my. Well I didn't think that emote was supposed to be used for that purpose. Anyways!
You may be wondering why it is that I have chosen to tell you this little story today. If you do, then you're an *****. It's her birthday, of course! Bring on the parties! Bring on the CAKE! Mmm...cake good.
Happy birthday Ichi...hope you have a good one.
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