DarkMechanix

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Please, ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Listen to me!
We've been thrown off course just a tad.
In space terms, about 70 million miles.
The bumps you feel are car-sized asteroids smashing into the hull.
Also, we're heading right for the sun and can't seem to change course.
We're also out of coffee.

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I feel far less silly now for buying sun screen with an SPF of 52 trillion.