Challenger

"Psst.... hey, buddy... want some?" The skull waved a small vial of green glowing fluid.

"No."

Just Said No To Superdyne - my attempt at the shortest story.

An impressive concept for the solution. I look forward to helping test this out when you folks are ready.

And, as others have said, thank you to all of Cryptic for keeping the players "in the loop" as you have.