BreakneckBecky

*watches the larkerbunny bouncing around*




Why you need a hose for fire when there's plenty in here?

*peeks happily out from under the blazing logs*




Mmmmm. Toastycozywaaaaaaarms

*Purrsnores*

*sneaks up on the puppeh and gives him a sticker tatoo of Jello Pudding*

Now you haz pudding tat!

*Releases the wild Bill Cosby and flees*

*Signs puppeh up to lead the Master of Everything, All Kheldian TF supreme, hosted by Dr. Q*



*ninjavanish*

Be sure and get an A+ on the A+ Rad, and remember the answer is NEVER "Tase the motherboard"...I checked.

*pilfers a trough o' coffee and drags it under the couch to the sekrit kitty fortress*

*scuttles in wearing a fedora. Unfortunately as the ninjafairykitty hat shop had no fedoras, the hat is human sized and therefore it appears as though a hat is scooting across the floor by itself*

*peek*




*ScootScootScoot*



*peek*




*ScootScootScoot*

*wheels in a wheelbarrow full of bacon*



BACON FIGHT!

*flings*

*watches Shecky chase the puppy, slurping from a 43 quadrillion gallon coffee mug*

Apex is the one with the stuff going *FWOOM* and the KEBLOOEY!* and the BIG thing that's all RAWR!

Plus I think there aren't any cookies in it

I shamefully admit to my bovine demon summoner: Steak Tartaraus

*peeks out of Pogos lab with crayon and adjusts sign*

"Bring soopz an comicbooks!"

*give Pogo some juice and a hearty dose of plague-B-gone*

*wheels out a cannon*



*loads the cannon with barrel after barrel after barrel (after barrel...you get the picture) of gunpowder and squooshes it all in with a stick*



*puts on helmet*



*climbs into cannon*



*pulls ignition cord*



*crawls out of cannon all smokey and sootified*



*takes a bow*

*throws a plush stingray at Sack Irwin and flees into the slightly taller than normal grass*

EEEEP!


WEASLEVIPERS!



*flees out of grass*



Glad I saw the sign.

Cuz there's puppeh eating weaselvipers in the grass!



It says so in the sign I put up to scare the puppeh.

*Points to crayoned sign "Wezilviperz that nom puppehs! BEWAREZ!" *

See!

And now the kittys take the floor

*comes stomping into the room in the Iron Rook, recently outfitted with a clever wookie disguise (lets hear it for shag carpet and hot glue ) and wookie noises provided by a certain NinjaFairyKitty gargling coffee into a megaphone*

*builds a giant bacon sculpture of a bone and puts it ina sound-proofed bunker. Hides behind the door and waits for a certain puppeh to enter*

*crawls out of drum looking grumpy*



*drags bacons off to sekrit kitty lair*

Not as bad as putting aluminum siding on a live volcano during a thunderstorm after poking the volvano god in the nose with a sharp stick though!

I got no snows yesterday...just rains

*steals all the sofa cushions and builds a Hauntificated House! *


*gets a pillowcase and some chains, goes inside and makes SPOOKY noises*



*Summons cthulhu to manage the gate*

*watches the carnivalosity from the safety of Feys head as a stylish ninjafairykitty hat*