BreakneckBecky

*Join the Nekokitteh on Detras lap in a show of solidarity*

Make cookies, not war!

*Also secretly places bacon scented squeaky toys all along the major routes for puppy advances*

It's the Mochapocalypse!

*Runs around in the background waving a cardboard sign with "THE END IS NUMMY!" scrawled in magic marker*

*Shuffles down the tracks pretending to be a train, wearing rollerskates and blowing bubbles from a bubble pipe*

*comes in wrapped in tinfoil and waving a 9 volt battery menacingly*

Rawr

*comes in wearing a trenchcoat, fedora (which is different from a Fedor *nonnod*) sunglasses and full body bandages*

I Iz The Invisible NinjaFairyKitten person

*Cues dramatic music*

Really...I'm invisible and stuff, so you can only see my bandages...



I totally didn't just attack a roll of toilet paper and get stuck.

*Wheels out a wagon containing a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely of waffles*

*Adds butter and syrup*

*Walks offstage*

...

*Comes back in a fuzzy Godzilla costume and proceeds to attack the waffle tower*

Rawr

*looks at all the sand*

*puts a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a pig inside a cow inside and elephant inside a whale, wraps with bacon and deep frys*



*realizes there's no bread big enough to make a sammich out of it*

a kerboom silly

*shoves a vat of chococoffeeliciousness across the room, sets it up beside a huge comfy flumping pillow just below the tiger,*

*ninjapoofs behind the beachified tiger and yells "KerBOOOOOM!" so he'd feel correct in his assumption of explodifications*

=^.^=

*Comes in carrying a barrel of root beer that was aged with steeping coffee beans, disolves a few hundred nodoze into the keg, plops down, draws a mug and basks in the caffinated joy*

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@soylentplaid

Happy not dead yet day!

*Demonstrates the savagery of nature by ferociously headbutting and rubbing up against the doomed fetishboi*

*circles menacingly in the water, dressed as a NinjaFairyKittyShark and purring the theme to Jaws*

*leaps from the rafters upon the tiger based cuddle-pile*

Hugs From Above!



*misses*



*faceplants*

'SPLUT!'

Joyous "Still not dead, so Neener Mr. Death!" day to you

*wheels the kitteh and puppeh over to the lab tables and checks for the next scheduled "They Called Me Mad At The Rookery!" day*

Hmmm...can they come back to life aas zombies if I ran an All Flesh must Be Eaten game based on Hamlet at a convention once?

"Someone's rotting in the state of Denmark"

*Ninjapoofs in and performs a play about performing a play about performing a play where someone did something and then someone else decided to perform a play about performing a play about the something so someone will feel guilty and give everyone cookies*