Battledog

*bounds around the forest dispensing rum-filled mini kegs for those in need*
I r S&R doggeh!

Bowrrr? What tha heck? A shaved kitteh in da meadow?

Ohh, Becky!
You do know Search and Rescue Doggeh's keg are filled with rum?

Rum and crazy straw...dangerous combination.

Oh Noes...poor Beckies!

Search and Rescue Doggeh to the rescue!!

Now where did I put the mini keg?

Buh-Whaaa??
Not coffee?

*sniffs tree cautiously*
Doggeh's cofussed!
Smells like coffee...tastes like coffee...

Morning, Princess! Want some coffee tree?

*pads into the Rookery and goes to flip on the coffee makers*

What the?!? Where the kitchen go?

*sniffs around the dense forest that has replaced the Rookery and discovers a tree leaking coffee*

Score!!

*begins licking the liquid running down the trunk*

Wakie-wakie, Rooks! Its morning!

Roger-roger, Bosslady!

Hey Bossman,
We still assigned to Steel Canyou precinct or have we bein moved to Talos or Independence Port precincts tonight?

*slinks away still whining*
Something that big bouncing on a trampoline means when it gets scared it drops big things. I'm getting out of target range.
*teehee!*

See VeX,
Not pretty but funny.

Morning, Shecky and NekoAli.

*runs around the trampoline, whining, while trying to figure out how to get the kitteh off the trampoline without getting on it*

You ever see a doggeh on a trampoline?
Not pretty...but funny.
I think i'll keep my paws firmly on the ground.

Ohh... Good Morning!!!

Just checking in.
All is well?

((Plus bumping back to first page as a reminder for everybody))

*tiptoes in and grabs a coffee*
Morning, all!
*spots the kitteh girls in the blankie*
Awww...cute! Get some rest you two.

LCT, all smart doggies know revenge is never served with french toast. Thanks sacrilegious.

Hiyas everybodies! Tis Ffffrrrriiiddddaaayyy!!!!

*sneaks a piece of french toast from Tiger's plate and wolfs it down. Gives Tiger big doggie lick in return.*

Tarnation...there goes my only bargaining power.

*raises white flag*

The kittehs have the superior battleplan. I surrender and bow to my new kitteh overlords.

*Replaces collar.*

I love it when a plan comes together.

*yawns, rolls over and suns belly on the bed that is Fort Doggie.*

*Uses teddy bear as a bear-shield*
Hey! there.
Half the donuts to your to reinforce Fort Doggie, Fed!

Tram, I needs yor badgers!
All land puppehs control will be available for earth worm digging.
Plus, the first starship off the line to take your troops to the planet Dune. Them's some big earthworms.

*looks around and sees he's outnumbered even with half the kitteh forces being uncombatants*

That's it! Last chance!

*Runs and snatches the box of donuts. Lays claim to the big bed and builds a barricade of pillows and blankies.*

I is prepared for the seige!

Ouch!
This war is getting nasty!

*sniff-sniff*
ohhhhh...bacon!!!

*attacks squeaky toy*

*jams on his M1 helmet and sticks a chewed cigar into his mouth as strides back and forth in front of a line of stuffed animals*
"Alright! Listen up pooches! We got to end this war in one decisive strike! Puppeh's forces are going to cause a diversion and we are going to strike behind enemy lines.
Our target: The Litterbox
It will be dangerous and I kid you not when I say not all of use will make it back. But this offensive could end the war.
Make sure you are well stocked in catnip grenades and balls of yarn."
*One of the stuffed animals falls over*
"You there, get back in ranks!
*Mumbles to himself*
"How do they expect me to win this war with the troops they give me? where's that coffee? I feel a headache coming on."

Morning, Rookians!

Felt it in T.O.
And with the G8 and G20 delegates flying in right now, the security teams went a little nuts around here.
They thought it was a bomb going off.

*paws ineffectually at collar.
Thanks for the welcome all!

*woofs down bacon.*
Nummy-nummy...mocha heaven and bacon...i'm in belly-happiness mode now.

*gives all kittehs big sloppy doggie licks*
Thankie!!!

*joins Becky's sign waving. Wields a sign saying "Beware of the 4 Horseman of Mochapocalypse...Coffee, Sugar, Cream and Chocolate!"

With the chocolate tidal wave, it's Mochas for everyone!

Wanting to make a big entrance, Battledog breaks out his surfboard.
"Cowabunga!"
"Hi, I'm sort of new in town. Is this where the coffee is?"