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The Master Double XP Plan:
8PM Thursday-Piss off wife.
This is so she won't want to spend anytime with me and that leaves me free to play. Of course my alone time will greatly depend on the level of her anger. I gotta make it good...but not too good, just long enough to last about 2 days.
10:30AM Friday-Be late for work. My schedule is flexible like that.
3PM Friday-Leave work early. Like I said, the schedule is flexible like that.
4PM Friday-Arrive home with kid in tow from the daycare. Give him a snack. Turn on Doodle Bops so he won't bug me.
4:30 Friday-Log in
3AM Saturday-Go to sleep.
7AM Saturday-Wake up. No Hygiene stuff this day. I go straight to the PC. I can shower later.
8AM-until Saturday-Play the CoH and avoid my wife's piercing stare all day...ignore everyone else...except the dog...he has to have his bio breaks.
8AM Sunday-Wake up for church and play CoH before I'm late. I think God understands.
12PM Sunday-Arrive home from church. Don't get undressed. Play CoH in a 3 piece suit the remainder of the day.
10PM Sunday-Apologize to my wife for being a jerk. Make sweet sweet make up love.
10:05PM Sunday-Back to CoH until I pass out.
Double XP Weekend Successful!
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Dude.. that was hilarious. However, I did dig deeper in the forums and found this disturbing post:
Wife's Anti-Double XP weekend:
Thursday
6pm -Expect erratic and strange behavior from husband... He'll do whatever he can to get PC time.
Friday
Morning - Not worried about the AM, downtime maintenance will bore him, and he'll head into work in hopes to get out earlier.
3pm- get home before husband. Have a great evening planned cook his favorite meal. Have a greeting card next to his plate telling him how much he is appreciated.
4pm-greet him and junior at the door, tell him that tonight would be a great night to have a family night. Even break out "candy land" and "chutes and ladders"
8pm- put junior to bed. And make husband watch "Driving Miss Daisy" and "Terms of Endearment"
11:45am- after soaking up the tears, hold him while we both fall asleep
Saturday Morning
6am- get showered and have breakfast ready.
7am- Wake up husband tell him that he has 1 hour to get ready before babysitter arrives. Hand him his suit and remind him about my 2nd cousin's wedding.
8am- Oh No! We forgot a gift! Spend 2.5 hours walking the mall trying to pick out "something special"
11am-2 hour ceremony? Wow.. They really outdid their selves
1pm- Drive an hour away to see the beautiful landscape where they chose to have their pictures taken
2pm-introduce husband to relatives that he will probably never see again
3pm- Drive an hour back to reception hall
4pm- Dinner and Dancing... How nice
9pm- spend an hour saying goodbye to everyone
10pm- head home
10:30pm Get home and tell husband that Im tired, and ask him to bring babysitter to her father's house 2 towns over.
Sunday
12am- Husband comes home to find me on the computer. I had no time in the day to get my work done, so I am finishing it now. I should be done in a couple hours.
... Wait for the snoring, and then go to bed
6am- Shower, clean house
7am- wake up husband and tell him to get showered and dressed. I invited my parents over for breakfast
8am- Parents arrive and have breakfast
9am- Father Invites husband out for a surprise, he tells him that they don't ever have "male bonding time"
10:30am- Arrives at an Ice fishing location and spend hours telling my husband old war stories while they catch nothing at all.
4:30pm- husband and father come home to supper and a few hands of Cribbage
6pm Tell Junior that Dad is going to take him to Chucky Cheese!
8pm- husband comes home with a sleeping kid and a paper crown on his head
8:15pm- Spend QT time with husband
8:19pm- when we are done, Tell husband that I need to finish my work on the computer and say "Just think... Next week... we have absolutely nothing planned!"
Bummer Dude!
